Glory, Guts, and Gravity...
2026 Results are in!
- to the victor - goes the spoils
First Place
#1 Soap Rockets
TIME 76.91
First Place Art Car
#13 Cobbs on the Corn
TIME 88.35
Second Place
#30 Federation Gravity
TIME 78.31
Second Place Art Car
#08 MORE Derby
TIME 113.56
Third Place
#29 Learned to Curve
TIME 78.75
Third Place Art Car
#35 Kon Tiki
TIME 122.94
Racer Favorite
#02 Mutt Cuttz
Road Warrior
#23 Furiosa's Rat Rod
Rookie of the Year
#112 Elton Rocket Snail
Lame Duck
#42 Boofin Coffin
Best Paint
#17 Mill Rats
Best Engineering
#30 Tabor Flyer
Best Helmet
#11 Cloud Cats
Best Pusher
Cody S. of #30
Shit Talker
#31 Mill House
Wholesome Award
#05 Matchless Builds
Crowd Favorite
#02 Mutt Cuttz
Lifetime Achievement Award
#00 Choad Warriors
YEARS PAST...
Below are the results of the 2025 Portland Adult Soapbox Derby! Thank you again to the volunteers, racers and supporters for such a great event! 🏆: ⭐️ Racer Favorite: Mill Rats 👏 Rookie of the Year: Brick Blasters 🎨 Best Paint: Cloud Cats 🦆 Lame Duck #1: Fore Wheel Drive 👪 Family Favorite/Wholesome Award: Fore Wheel Drive 🛠️ Best Engineering: Soap Rockets 🧑🎨 1st Place Art Car: Mill Rats 🧑🎨 2nd Place Art Car: Infinity Images 🧑🎨 3rd Place Art Car: Down 2 Clown 🎩 Best Helmet: Holy Rollers 💩 Shit Talker: TTM Traveling Band 🥇 First Place: Soap Rockets 🥈 Second Place: Team Kykla-Vucic 🥉 Third Place: KISS ❤️ Crowd Favorite: MORE Derby 🏆 Lifetime Achievement Award: Bill Dash 🫸 Best Pusher: Federation Gravity
Below are the results of the 2024 Portland Adult Soapbox Derby! Thank you again to the volunteers, racers and supporters for such a great event! 🏆: ⭐️ Racer Favorite: 8-Bit Oregon Trail by Axiom 👏 Rookie of the Year: Fully Loaded Baked Tot Rod Racers 🎨 Best Paint: Nausicaar by AWKSOME 🦆 Lame Duck #1: Turner Concrete by Turner Construction 👪 Family Favorite: Appa by Team Avacar 🛠️ Best Engineering: The Sider Hers by Tabor Touge Masters 🧑🎨 1st Place Art Car: Trippy the Snail by Sticky Business 🧑🎨 2nd Place Art Car: The Physical Impossibility aka Trimet by Motoza 🧑🎨 3rd Place Art Car: Fungalore Garden by Satis&fy 🎩 Best Helmet: Gandalf’s Cart by Portland Peaches 💩 Shit Talker: Cruel Car by Team Stickle 🥇 First Place: K-V-Kart by We’re Back 🥈 Second Place: GC2.1 by Downhill Gravity 🥉 Third Place: Cruel Car by Team Stickle ❤️ Crowd Favorite: Cheeseburger in Paradise by Matchless 🏆 Lifetime Achievement Award: Dawn Adams 🫸 Best Pusher: USS Tabor Flyer by Fereration Gravity Sciences 🎗️ Best in Show: Mario Cart by Mario Party
Below are the results of the 2023 Portland Adult Soapbox Derby! Thank you again to the volunteers, racers and supporters for such a great event! 🏆: ⭐️ Racer Favorite: Macho Man by Matchless 👏 Rookie of the Year: Fishin Impossible by The River Cruise-aders 🎨 Best Paint: Zippy the Snail by Sticky Business 🦆 Lame Duck #1: The Mighty MK III by Moto2a 🦆 Lame Duck #2: Bell of the Ball by Eastside Kettlebell 🛠️ Best Engineering: The Sider Hers by Tabor Touge Masters 🧑🎨 1st Place Art Car: There Goes The Taborhood by Gravity Depravity 🧑🎨 2nd Place Art Car: Dumpsterfire by Axiom 🧑🎨 3rd Place Art Car: Mator by Mater 2023 🎩 Best Helmet: Furry Road by Choad Warriors 💩 Shit Talker: Macho Man by Matchless 🥇 First Place: Seuderia MK VIII 🥈 Second Place: Phantom Eagle by Decent Fellows 🥉 Third Place: Federation Gravity Science Division ❤️ Crowd Favorite: And Over The Moon by Mutts Cuts 🏆 Lifetime Achievement Award: Darcie Emmerson
Below are the results of the 2022 Portland Adult Soapbox Derby! Thank you again to the volunteers, racers and supporters for such a great event! 🏆: Best Art Car = #22/ Matchless / Pee Wee 1st Runner Up Art =#7/ Tow Tabor / Mater 2d Runner Up Art = #6 / Gravity Depravity / The Family Truckster 1st Place = #1 / Scuderia Kouba / Mk VIII (71 secs) 2d Place = # 35/Team Kukla / Kulka Kart (77 secs) 3rd Place = #14 / F.A.N.G. / Growlers (80 secs) Crowd Favorite = #22/ Matchless / Pee Wee Best Engineering = #24 / Tabor Togue Masters / El Camino Racer Favorite = #29 / Knights of the Routertable / Holy Roller Best Helmet = #2 / Science Bless You! / The Shart Kart Best Team Costume = #17/ Choad Warrior / The Bluesmobile Lame Duck = #20/ Periscope Up / Yellow Submarine Shit Talker = #4 / Toe Dead / Bootsy Rothie Rookie of the Year (Dedicated to Dennis Roth) = #42/ Wicker Wood Works / Bahhh Cah Lifetime Achievement = Dennis Roth / Organizer 12 Years Derby Lifetime Achievement = Chip Jelsema / Racer 11 Years Derby Lifetime Achievement = Billy Dash / Racer 17 Years Derby
Portland Adult Soapbox Derby 2019 Winners Trophy- Car# - Team - Name - Car Name - Final Time 1st - #1 - Scuderia Kouba - Mk VII - 71.91 2nd - #39 - ABUKOTOO STABLE - ABUKO 2 - 76.63 3rd - #39 - Lader-Hosers - The German-ator MK V - 79.05 4th - #24 - fiocks flock - poison - 76.23 5th - #25 - Waste Wagon - The Kukla Kart - 77.89 6th - #0 - Gravityslave - Gravitymaster - 78.47 Best Art Car - #38 - Mutt Cutts - Too Fairy Engineering - #11 - Tabor Toge Masters - Coronation Scot Racer Favorite - #44 - Space Force! - The Millennium Fail-Con Crowd Favorite - #15 - p:earHogarts Express Best Helmet - #29 - Yellow Brick Roadies - Three Chumps and a Gum Lame Duck - #20 - Drinking Buddies - The Tipsy Table
Car Name | Car Number | Semi Finals Time | Seeded | Car | Finals Time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Soap Rockets | 1 | 77.19 | 1 | Soap Rockets | 76.91 |
REV 3 | 25 | 90.48 | 7 | ||
The Mario Party | 38 | 89.78 | 6 | ||
Federation Gravity | 30 | 78.97 | 2 | Federation Gravity | 78.31 |
Volcanica | 15 | 103.39 | 8 | ||
KISS | 16 | 86.72 | 5 | ||
Learned to curve | 29 | 78.94 | 3 | Learned to curve | 78.75 |
Rose City Volksters | 27 | 113.59 | 9 | ||
Cobbs on the Corn | 13 | 86.13 | 4 |
TIMINGS
WINNER!
#1 Soap Rockets
TIME 76.91
THE FAST 9
Car Name | Car Number | Timing |
|---|---|---|
Choad Warrior | 0 | 126.61 |
Matchless Builds | 5 | 136.45 |
Motoza Miagan | 6 | 150.88 |
MORE Derby | 8 | 113.56 |
Babe Bonanza | 9 | 173.2 |
Cobbs on the Corn | 13 | 88.35 |
Shop Rag Motorsports | 23 | 210.08 |
Infinity Images | 24 | 130.88 |
kon tiki | 35 | 122.94 |
ART CARS TIMING
Team Name | Car # | Heat 1 Time | Heat 2 Time | Average |
|---|---|---|---|---|
Soap Rockets | 1 | 77.16 | 76.54 | 76.85 |
Mutt Cuttz | 2 | 174.82 | 184.78 | 179.8 |
WITH THE FISHES | 3 | 166.77 | 158.66 | 162.72 |
Team Dragon | 4 | 294.48 | 268.41 | 281.45 |
Matchless Builds | 5 | 140.38 | 139.06 | 139.72 |
Motoza Miagan | 6 | 144.91 | 150.5 | 147.71 |
Nike Design (1) | 7 | 123.7 | 119.57 | 121.64 |
MORE Derby | 8 | 113.09 | 116.91 | 115 |
Babe Bonanza | 9 | 233 | 187.47 | 210.24 |
Team Phone Booth | 10 | 117.72 | 500 | 308.86 |
Cloud Cats | 11 | No time available | 193.94 | 193.94 |
Studio Snail 54 | 12 | 200.69 | 144.38 | 172.54 |
Cobbs on the Corn | 13 | 93.64 | 86.93 | 90.29 |
Roswell Racers | 14 | 138.47 | 140.16 | 139.32 |
Volcanica | 15 | 109.06 | 103.88 | 106.47 |
KISS | 16 | 89.95 | 92.13 | 91.04 |
Mill Rats | 17 | 138.27 | 126.59 | 132.43 |
Benchmade | 18 | 153.94 | 137.57 | 145.76 |
Reservoir Dogs | 19 | 119.19 | 114.3 | 116.75 |
Warn Industries | 20 | 82.31 | 500 | 291.16 |
Half Fast Floaters | 21 | 307.28 | 265.09 | 286.19 |
The Rolling Elvises | 22 | 129.13 | 124.16 | 126.65 |
Shop Rag Motorsports | 23 | 236.41 | 219.66 | 228.04 |
Infinity Images | 24 | 146.78 | 142.28 | 144.53 |
REV 3 | 25 | No time available | 94.59 | 94.59 |
Flatpack Master Class | 26 | 140.28 | 140.19 | 140.24 |
Rose City Volksters | 27 | 108.83 | 114.59 | 111.71 |
Eastside Kettlebell | 28 | 203.91 | 196.53 | 200.22 |
Learned to curve | 29 | 82.94 | 81.47 | 82.21 |
Federation Gravity | 30 | 82.6 | 81.7 | 82.15 |
Mill House | 31 | DQY | DQY | DQY |
Terminal Velocity | 32 | No time available | 114.72 | 114.72 |
Cornell Pump | 33 | 136.84 | 131.72 | 134.28 |
Team TNT | 34 | 111.81 | 115.5 | 113.66 |
kon tiki | 35 | 148.34 | 139.52 | 143.93 |
Portland Jays | 36 | 198.91 | 203.08 | 201 |
Honk and Shoo | 37 | 500 | 500 | 500 |
The Mario Party | 38 | 91.09 | 91.53 | 91.31 |
Hanson Brothers Racing | 39 | 146.12 | 144.44 | 145.28 |
Bridge City Bandits | 40 | 131.57 | 128.48 | 130.03 |
Hippie Death Committee | 41 | 181.66 | 174.27 | 177.97 |
The Potential Energy Vampires | 42 | 500 | 500 | 500 |
Choad Warrior | 0 | 133.61 | 133.61 | 133.61 |